Having had experience of being tangled in a web of lies, empty promises and deception in my last job, i can definitely relate to the status my ex-colleague posted on her IM today. It's got all the ingrediants for a pretty darn interesting movie.
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing "The Radius Connection" (we might just be staring at the first global blockbuster from Malaysia)
Main Plot (aka Conspiracy)
- An international white-collar crime drama, starring a husband/wife team committing illegal, wrongful, and subversive acts of crime
- Headquartered in the dark (no pun intended) corners of Brickfields, this "Italian Mafia / Chinese Communist"-plotted espionage stretches to every corner of the world (from Singapore to Australia to USA to UK to India)
Main Actor (aka The Bitch)
- The lewd, loud, spiteful and overbearing mastermind of "The Radius Connection" operation (unfortunately seem to have left "mind" somewhere else)
- Hardly seen in HQ, only seen during routine "Dr"-prescribed Anger Release Therapy sessions
- Lives in own imaginary GohOneKnee world of denial (somehow seem to think she is "gwailo" - born and bred in Australia - but is in fact born in small village of Muar)
Favourite Phrases: In all my years of working experience, Why is everything so slow???, I wished I had a son just like him...
Supporting Actor (aka The Coward)
- The Bitch's "Dr" husband (or whoever else fronting "The Radius Connection" operation in "Dr"'s absence), always showing ignoble fear in the face of danger or pain (i.e. when speaking to The Bitch)
- Best friends with Idiots, manipulating Idiots into carrying out dirty deeds for The Bitch
Favourite Phrases: No distinguishing dialogue, just repeats after The Bitch...
Extras (aka The Idiots)
- The Bitch's loyal servants, ready and willing to cater to her every whimper and desire, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant
- Similar role to Coward, except Idiots do not know what they're getting themselves into... in fact, Idiots dont really know much about anything at all
- The guys who would normally end up bankrupt and/or loses arm/leg/eye and/or dead and/or shot and/or in jail
- Usually portrayed by person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers
Favourite Phrases: Yes, Can be done, When do you need it?
The Radius Connection is already a very popular Reality TV series airing right here in KL (everyday from 9am-6pm). However, uncontented with just being infamous in Malaysia, The Bitch is planning on going GLOBAL...
Anyone's got Ron Howard or Brian Singer's contacts?
